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Monday, 16 September 2013
Pehle Bhi Kabhi Suni Thi, Ye Pyaar Ki Baatein,
Ussey Yaad Karun Toh Aankh Bhar Aati Hai,
Nazar Chahti Hai Didaar Karna,
Haal Dekh Kar Mera Khuda Bhi Tadap Jayega,
Mohabbat K Sapney Dekhata Boht H,
Jhuki Nazron Se Ikrar Mat Krna,
Aaj Q Kisi Ki Yaad Sone Nahi Deti
Mehkhane Me Jam Tut Jata He,
Ae Nadan Dil Rotay Nahi Hai,
Kaha Koi Aisa Mila Jispe Dil Luta Dete,
Aap Ko Pa Ker Ab Khona Nahi Chahtay,
Is Dil Ke Har Dhadkan Ka Ehsaas Ho Tum.
Log Apna Bana K Chor Detey Hain,...
Mar Jaoon Main Agar, To Aansu Mat Bahana,...
Mili Thodi Si Khushi To Mila Ke Pee Gaye,...
Sunday, 15 September 2013
God to boy God: what do u want
God to boy
God: what do u want
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Boy: a very beautyful girl
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God: if u r muslim i wil
give u katrina kaif
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God: if u r hindu than i will
give u kareena
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God: if u r christan than i
wil give u genelia
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God: son what is ur name
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Boy: abdul vijay farnedis
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God: rakhi sawant de salle ko
jada over smart bn rha hh..
MAREEZ- Umar lambi karne Ka koi
MAREEZ- Umar lambi karne Ka koi Tareeqa Bataiye. DOCTOR- Shaadi Kar Lo. MAREEZ- Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi ? DOCTOR- Nahi, par do faayde hain 1) lambi zindagi ki khwahish Khatam Ho Jayegi 2) bachi khuchi zindagi lambi lagne lagegi ......
Monday, 9 September 2013
Wo Muzh Se Pooch Raha Tha Batao Kaisa Laga,...
Yeh Shaam Itnee Tanha Kyon Hoti Hai…..
Ai Mere Humnashin Chal Kahin Aur Chal,...
Dard Hai Dil Mein Par Ehsaas Nahi Hota,...
Palko Ke Kinare Humne Bhigoye Hi Nahi...
Kambkhat Isaq Ne Aaj Hame Rula Diya,
Dard Kitne Hain Bata Nahi Sakta...
Us Dil Se Pyar Karo Jo Tumhe Dard De...
Ajnabi Duniya Me Akela Khwab Hu Mei!
Jab Aapka Naam Juban Par Aata Hai,...
Hanskar Woh Gamm Ki Saza Dete Hain,...
Nigaho Me Or Koi Dosti Ke Kabil Na Raha...
Barson Guzar Gaye, Ro Kar Nai Dekha ..
Wo Deta Hai Dard Bas Hami Ko?...
Muskan Tere Hoton Se Kabhi Jaaye Na,...
Dhoka Tum Na Dho Ab Yakeen Hame Nahi,
Legayi Sb Kuch Magar Bus Kafan Rehne Dia,...
Dard Se Khelna Sikh Gaye,...
Dard Ki Mehfil Me Ek Sher Hum Bhi Aarz Kiya Karte Hai..
Wo Roye To Bahut, Par Mujhse Muh Mod Kar Roye...
Is Behte Dard Ko Mat Roko,...
Mohabbat Ke Sapney Wo Dikhaatay Bahut Hain,...
Dil Cheez Hi Kya Hai,...
Khelna Seekh Liya Ab Toh Dard Se Humne...
Mere hi hathon pey likhi hai taqdeer meri,...
Mere hi hathon pey likhi hai taqdeer meri,
aur meri hi taqdeer par mera bus nahi chalta
Main us k Haathon me tha!...
Tute hue Sheeshe ki trha “Faraz”
Bari Umeed thi k bikhrne nhi dega!
Bus giraya kuch is Ada se k
Simatne ki Aaas hi na rahi..
Wo Karte Hain Baat Mohabt Ki...
Par Mohabt K Dard Ka Unhein Ehsaas Nhi,
Mohabt Wo Chaand Hai Jo
Dikhta Hai Sb Ko,
Pr Usey Pana Sb K Bus Ki Baat Nhi.
Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti...
Nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
Ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
Inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…..
Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain...
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain …
Beqadar Hogaye Hain Kuch DOST Hamare...
Jo Hamari Zarurat Tak Mehsoos Nahi Karte,
Kabhi Bohat Batien Kiya Karte The Hum se,
Ab to yaad Tak Nahi Karte!
Bahut hai zara si nafrat teri...
Hum ko mitane ke liye ! Ae dost !
Ek najar jo mile tere payar ki,
Maut se bhi daman chhuda lenge hum !
Apni yadaain apni batain lay kar jana bhool gayqa...
Janay wala jaldi main tha mil kar jana bhool gaya.
Mur mur kar daikha tha usnay jatay jatay rastay main.
Jaisay usnay kahna tha kuch jo wo kehna bhool gaya.
Aisi bewafaai ki ussne...
Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi……
Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai...
Mante hai jise hum manzil apni,
Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai…….
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Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti...
nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…
Bhool jane ka tujhe koi irada na tha...
Tere siva kisi se kiya wada na tha.
Nikaal dete Dil se shayed tumhen KHAYAL,
Par is kambakht dil mein koi Darwaza na tha…
Unke Hontho Pe Mera Naam Jab Aya Hoga...
Khudko Ruswayi Se Phir Kaise Bachaya Hoga..
Sounke Fasana Auro Se Merii Barbadi Ka..
Kya Unko Apna Sitam Na Yaad Aya Hoga?
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein...
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein….
Kaise bhula dun main teri yaad...
Ab to mumkin nahi bhulana teri yaad.
Kabhi the ham divana tere naam ke,
Aaj teri chahat ne kiya hame barbad….
Ab Ansuon Ko Aankhon Mein sajaana Hoga...
Charaag Bhuj Gaye Khud Ko Jalana Hoga
Na Samajhna Ke Tumse Bichar Ke Khush Hain Hum
Humein Logon Ki Khaatir Muskurana Hoga …
Teri dosti ne diya sakun itna...
Ki tere baad koi bhi accha na lage,
Tujhe karni ho bewafai to is ada se karna,
Ki tere baad koi bhi bewafa na lage…
Sunday, 8 September 2013
People are always going to judge you....
Growing up is nothing but a process where we learn to hide and modify reality...
Confidence is what smart people perceive, Arrogance is what stupid people perceive
Don't trust too much, don't love too mu.....
The 4 dangerous weapons in the world...
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks And the
4th most dangerous is Wife's Missed Call!
Saturday, 7 September 2013
Most Romantic Dialogues of Bollywood Hindi Movies...
Aaj Main Kitni Aazadi Mehsoos Kar Raha Hoon!
Jism Jaise Maange Karna Bhool Gaya;
Man Tadapna – Tadpaana Bhool Gaya;
Jeevan Aaj Jaise Mutthi Me Hai !
Maut Jaise Ek Khel Hai!
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Lagta Hai Aaj Har Iccha Puri Ho Gayi….
Par Ab Maza Dekho, Aaj Koi Iccha Hi Nahi Rahi !
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Zindagi Pighalkar Prakash Ban Gayi…..
Aur Sacchaai Mera Roop Hai !
Tan Rahe Na Rahe , Mai Rahoonga!
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Aag Mein Phek Do, Main Jalunga Nahi!
Talwaar Se Vaar Karo, Main Katunga Nahi!
Tum Ahankaar Ho, Tumko Marna Hoga;
Main Aatma Hoon, Amar Hoon!
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Maut Ye Khayaal Hai Jaise Jindagi ye Khayaal Hai !
Na Sukh hai, Na Dukh Hai
Na Deen Hai, Na Duniya
Na Insaan , Na Bhagvaan
Sirf Main Hoon, Main Hoon, Main Hoon,
Main Hoon…Main ..Sirf Main !!
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“Babu moshai, hum aane waale dukh ko kheench taan kar is pal main lee aate hain. Aisa kyon?”
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‘Anand mara nahi. Anand marte nahi’
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“Chela jaate jate guru ko sikhaa gayaa”
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“Babu moshai zindagi aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hain na main. Hum sab to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain jiski dor us upar wale ke haathon main hai kab, kaun kahan uthega ye koi nahin janta “
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Management Lessons from 3 Idiots Movie
Success is the bye-product. Excellence always creates success. So, never run after the success, let it happen automatically in the life.
Don’t die before actual death. Live every moment to the fullest as you are going to
die today night. Life is gifted to humankind to live, live & live @ happiness.
When your hobby becomes your profession and passion becomes your profession. You will be able to lead up to excellence in the life. Satisfaction, pleasure, joy and love will be the outcome of following passion. Following your passion for years, you will surely become something one day.
Teachers do fail. Learners never fail. Learning is never complicated or difficult. Learning is always possible whatever rule you apply.
Current education system is developing pressures on students’ head. University intelligence is useful and making some impact in the life but it cannot be at the cost of the life.
Memory and regular study have definite value and it always helps you in leading a life. You are able to survive even if you can make some mark in the path of the life. With artificial intelligence, you can survive and win but you cannot prove yourself genius. Therefore, in this process genius dies in you.
Necessity creates pressure and forces you to invent something or to make it happen or to use your potentiality. Amir Khan in this film, 3 idiots, is able to prove in the film by using aqua guard pump at the last moment.
Life is need base never want base. Desires have no ends. Simplicity is way of life and Indian culture highly stresses on simple living and high thinking, and this is the way of life: ‘Legs down to earth and eyes looking beyond the sky’
Dean of the institute in 3 idiots is showing very typical leadership. He has his own principles, values and ideology, and he leads the whole institute accordingly. This is an example of current institutional leadership. In the present scenario, most of the institutes are fixed in a block or Squarish thinking.
If communication dies, everything dies. Each word has impact and value in communication. One word if used wrongly or emphasized wrongly or paused at a wrong place in communication what effect it creates and how is it affected is demonstrated very well in this movie.
Middle class family or average talent or average institute is going to suffer and has to pay maximum price in the life if they do not upgrade their living standards. To be born poor or as an average person is not a crime but to die as an average person with middle class talent is miserable and if you are unable to optimize your potentiality and die with unused potentiality then that is your shameful truth. One should not die as a mediocre. He/she has to bring out genius inside him/her and has to use his/her potentiality to the optimum level.
Top 10 Indian Filmi Dialogues...
Top 10 Indian Filmi Dialogues
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
Pani se Pyas na Buzi toh Mehkhane ki taraf nikla...
Socha k Shikayat karu teri Khuda Se,
lekin Khuda bhi tera Aashiq nikla….
Here are some amazing dialogues from Mithun da’s films. Enjoy !!!!
Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwala
tuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,
tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.
Mila doonga yamraj se tere ko salaaaa.” (what a poetry!!!!!)
Aapki judai ne hamein shayari sikha di...
Judai ke gam ne hamein manzil bhula di,
Chahte to nehin thaey aapse juda hona para
Kya karein agar hamein apno ne hi peeth dikha di…..
Hum to tere dil ki mahfil sajane aye thay...
teri kasam tujhy apna banany aye thay.
kis bat ki saza di tu ne ham ko,
bewafa hum to tere dard ko apnany aye thay…
Dard ki bazaar bhari pari hai...
Wo cheez na lo jo andar se jali pari hai,
Wafa ki talaash chorr do nadan,
Ye duniya Bewafai se bhari pari hai…
Meri barbadi par tu koi malal na karna...
bhul jana mera khyal na karna,
hum teri khusi k liye kafan ODH lenge,
pr tu meri laash se koi sawal na karna…
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Nazron ko nazaron ki kami nahi hoti,
phulon ko baharon ki kami nahi hoti,
fir kyu hume yad karoge Aap,
Aap toh Aasman Ho aur
Asman Ko Sitaron ki kami Nahi Hoti…
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Mana k kal hum akele reh gaye,
judai k aansu ankho se beh gaye,
rothe hue ko koun chup karayega,
jo chup karathe the wo hi aaj chup hogaye.!
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Tamannao me Uljhaya Gaya hoon,
khilone de k behlaya gaya hoon,
Kafan me kyun na Jaun muh chupa k,
Bhari mehfil me Utaya Gaya hoon…
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Aaj kareeb se guzar kr gayi hai,
Andaaz be nam kr gayi hai,
Maiyat pe meri ruk kr anjaan ban gayi hai,
poochthi hai logo se
ye kis ki maiyat sajayi gayi hai…
Dil ke tootne se nahi hoti hai aawaz...
Aansoo ke behne ka nahi hota hai andaz,
Gum ka kabhi bhi ho sakta hai aagaz,
Aur dard ke hone ka to bas hota hai ehsaas…
Us se Pyar Hua Jise Hum kabhi Pa Na Sake...
Jiski Baato Ko Hum Kabhi Bhula Na Sake,
Dil Lagaya Aur Lagakar Tod Diya Usne,
Jise Bhulana Chaha Par Hum Bhula Na Sake,
Apani Kasam Dekar Usne Hume Majboor Kar Diya,
Mujhe Khush Rakhne Ke Liye Khud Se Dur Kar Diya,
Humari Chahat Ko Kabhi Usne Samjha Hi Nahi,
Aur Hum The Ki Unke Liye Apno Ko Hi Chhod Diya…
Kaash merri dhadkan woh sun paye...
mere rukh pe pade uski zulfo ke saye,
mita de har doori ko woh jald hi..
kahin mohabbat ki pyaas meri jaan hi na le jaye..!!
Koi rishta naya ya purana nahi hota...
Zindagi ka har pal suhana nahi hota,
juda hona to qismat ki baat hai,
par judai ka matlab bhulana nahi hota…
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Wo kehte hai dil pe bharosa itna nahi karte,
Hum kehte hai mohabat me socha nahi karte,
Wo kehte hai nazro se door par dil ke paas hoon,
Humne kaha sapno se dil ko behlaya nahi karte…
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Kya nasha hai ishq aaj tak samajh na paye hum,
Un nashili ankho me kahi ho na jayenge gum,
Yun to ishq samajh nahi aata najane kya bala thi ye,
ke juda hone pe unke yeh ankhe ho gayi hai num…
Log poochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen...
Hans k keh deti hoon raat ko so na saki,
Lakh chahoon bhi magar yeh keh na sakoon,
Raat ko roney ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki.
Pyar Me Bewafai Mile To Gum Na Karna...
Apni Aankhe Kisi Ke Liye Num Na Karna
Wo Chahe Laakh Nafrat Kare Tumse
Par Tum Apna Pyar Kabhi Uske Liye Kam Na Karna…
Hum dosti nibhana jaante hain...
Zakham kitne bhi gehre ho dava jaante hain,
Hame bhulne ki koshish na karna dost,
Hum gala dabana bhi jaante hain…
Is zindagi ne diya hai hume hazar dukh...
Pyar jab jab kiya pyar ne dhoka diya hazar baar
Aaj bhi dil dhadakta hai humara
Dar lagta us hawa k jhonka se jo apne sath khushian lati hai…
Zindagi mein mohabbat ka khumar kya hota hai...
Dil se dilbar ka milaap kya hota hai,
Tum toh bewafa ho tumhe kya pata,
Ke pyaar ka haseen ahsaas kya hota hai?
Sapno ki tarah aa kar chale gaye...
Apno ko bhula kar chale gaye
Kis baat ki saza di aap ne humein
Pehle hasaya phir rulakar chale gaye…
Loog apna banake chod dete hai...
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai
Hum to ek phool bhi na todh sake
Loog to dil bhi todh dete hai. ..
Uss Ajnabi Ka Yu Intezar Na Kro...
Us Ashiq Dil Ka Aitbar Na Kro,
Roz Nikla Kare Kisi Ki Yaad Me Aansu,
Itna Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Na Kro!
Aisa Kyun Hota Hai Doston…???
Jisko Zindagi Mano Wohi Jaan Nikal Leti Hai…
Hum Tarapte Hai Unki Hansi Ke Liye…
Aur Wo Hume Hi Rulati Rehti Hai…
Yaad Ata Hai Wo Pyar Uska...
Uske Pyar Ko Dil Se Mitaau Kaise.
Wo To Auron Ke Sath Khush Hai,
Par Mai Apna Dil Gairon Se Lagau Kaise.??
Dil ki duniya khali hai tab se,jab se tum gaye ho...
Sab aane se darte hain yahan,jab se tum gaye ho
Sheeshe mein dekhta hoon chehra apna to ro deta hoon
Kissi ne na poonche aansoo jab se tum gaye ho…
Do Dilo Ki Dhadkano Mein Ek Saaz Hota Hai...
Sab Ko Apni Apni Mohobbat Pe Naaz Hota Hai
Us Mein Se Har Ek Bewafa Nahi Hota
Us Ki Bewafai Ke Peeche Bhi Koi Raaz Hota Hai…
Mohabbat Mein Laakhon Zakham Khaye Hum Ne...
Afsos Unhe Hum Par Aitbar Nahi
Mat Pucho Kya Guzarti Hai Dil Par
Jab Wo Kehte Hai Humein Tum Se Pyar Nahi…
Mujhe ishq me dil lagana nhi aata...
kisi ki yaad me aansu bahana nhi aata,
hausla to bahot hai mujhme kisi ko chahne ka,
bs mujhe is hausle ko aajmana nhi aata…
Hamne jise dil o jaan se chaha...
Us bewafa ne kisi aur ko chaha,
Pata nahi hum aashiq kyon unke liye fariyaad karte hai…
Janki pyar ke bahane to wo hame barbad karte hai…
Hume Bhi Pyaar Karne Ka Khayal Aaya...
Jub Bhi Yeh Khayal Aya Khud Ko Akeala Paya,
Dhoonte Rahe Is Duniya Main Humsafar,
Kisi Ko Dhoke Baaz, Kisi Ko Bewafa Hi Paya…
Hamen jeene nahi deti hai yah gujri hui yaaden ...
Hum se bhooli nahi jaati hai yah biti hui baaten ,,
Ab kaise kahen tumse hum dost teri baaten ,
Hamen har pal yaad dilati hai teri har choti-choti baaten ..
Gum ka ehsaas unko hone na diya..
Hum roye unko rone na diya,
Ab use khush rakhna Ae khuda,
Jisne chain se hamko sone na diya…
Kaise hai ye duniya ham samjh nahi paaye...
Bhikare hue sapne ham jod nahi paaye,
sayad honge ham hi itne Bure,
Jo kisi ke dil mai ham utar nahi paaye…
Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil...
Naa jane kyu tanhai mai bhkhadta hai dil,
Kisi ko pana koi badi baat nahi hai,
Par kisi ko khone se darta hai ye dil…
Iss pathar ki duniya mein...
Aksar dil tut jaya karte hai..
Ankehn bhi sambhal kar band karna,
Mere dost, palko ke bich bhi,
Sapne tut jaya karte hai…
Jane kis baat ki mujhko saja deta hai...
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai…
Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ...
Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi…
Pyar ke ujale me gham ka andhera kyu aata hai...
Jisko hum chahe wahi kyun rulata hai,
Mere khuda agar woh mera nasib nahi to aise logon se hume milata kyun hai…
Itna Rulaya Kisi Ne Muskurana Bhul Gye...
Dil Toda K Dil Lgana Bhul Gye
Dunia Ne Itne Fareb Diye Risto K Naam Pr
Ab Kisiko Apna Bnana Bhul Gye….
Jab kuch sapne adhure rah jate hai...
tab dil k dard ansu banker bhe jate hai,
jo khte haiki hm sirf apke hai,
pata nhi wo kaise alvida keh jate hai…
Unse door jaane ka irada naa tha...
Sada saath rehne ka wada bhi naa tha
Vo yaad nahi karega jante the hum
Par itni jaldi bhool jayega andaaza naa tha…!!
Humein izhaar karna nahi aaya… Unhe pyaar karna nahi aaya…
Unhe pyaar karna nahi aaya…
Hum bas dekhte hi reh gaye…
Aur waqt ko thamna nahi aaya…
Woh chalte chalte itne door chale gaye…
Humein rokna bhi nahi aaya…!
Har roz koi khuwaab toot jata hai,
Har roz koi apna rooth jata hai,
Na jane meri Qismat main kya hai,
Jise main yaad karon wohi mujhy bhool jata hai… :(
Tum Na Mile Hote To Mene Raaste Na Badle Hote
Ab Saath Chor Gye Ho
In Anjane Rasto Pe
Ab Me Kidher Jau Ab Me Kidher Jau..?
Hum ne waqt se bohut wafa ki lekin Waqt humse bewafaai kar...
Waqt humse bewafaai kar gaya
Kuch humare naseeb boore the
Kuch logon ka humse jee bhar gaya…
Kya Batau Mera Haal Hai Kaisa,
Ek Din Guzarta Hai Ek Saal Jaisa,
Tadapta Hu Is Kadar Bewafayi Me Uski,
Ye Tan Banta Ja Raha Hai Kankaal Jaisa…
Aaj jarurat hai jiski wo paas nahi hai, Ab unke dil me wo ehsas
Ab unke dil me wo ehsas nahi hai,
Tadapte hai do pal baat karne ko,
Shayad ab waqt hamare liye unke pass nahi hai…
Zindagi Se Poocho Ye kya Chahti Hai...
Bus Ek usi ki Wafa Chahti hai,
Kitni Masoom or Nadan hai Zindagi,
Khud Bewafa hai or Wafa Chahati hai…
Humne jise dil-o-jaan se jise chaha, Us bewafa ne kisi ...
Us bewafa ne kisi aur ko chaha,
Pata nahi hum kyu unke liye fariyad karte hai,
Jo pyar ke bahane hume barbad karte hai…